At this point a banana might just kill me

My friend got a bunch of Charley horses because she skipped her daily banana.

I never eat bananas. Maybe all my life I’ve been 100 percent Charley horses and just got used to it.

If I eat a banana, will all my muscles relax at once? Do I even want that at this point? What if the only reason my heart still beats is because it Charley horses at a rate of about 70 spasms per minute? I don’t want to die. No one give me a banana.